Lawak utk difikirkan
kalau anda
fikir anda masih islam...bacalah
Kalau anda pikir anda masih islam
bacalah...kalau
tidak......Allah saja yang tahu...
Message: Tolonglah ambil masa 2 minit untuk
membaca ini....
kalau lebih dua minit
tu bukan membaca la tu..tapi mengeja..

Dengan Nama ALLAH yg Maha Pemurah lagi
Maha Pengasih...
Bayangkan benda ini berlaku pada anda..... Suatu
hari pada masa
Sembahyang jumaat yang di hadiri oleh lebih
kurang 1,000 jemaah...
tiba-tiba masuk dua orang lelaki yang menutupi
seluruh tubuhnyer dgn pakaian hitam.. tak nampak apa cuma dua biji
mata dan membawa mesin gun...
lalu salah seorang lelaki tu bertempik
"Sesiapa yang sanggup MATI
kerana ALLAH sila berdiri di tempat kamu"
Selepas mendengar amaran lelaki
itu ma segeralah bertempiaran lari para
jemaah itu utk menyelamatkan
diri.... daripada jumlah yang 1,000 tadi tu hanya
tinggal lebih kurang
20 orang sahaja yang masih berdiri di tempat
masing-masing termasuk
Pak Iman tu... Lelaki yang bertempik tadi segera
membuka tutup mukanya lalu
melihat ke arah Pak Imam sambil berkata: "Ok
Pak Iman, saya dah halau
SEMUA yang hipokrit, sekarang bolehlah Pak Iman
mulakan sembahyang Jumaat".
Lalu kedua lelaki tersebut berpaling dan
meninggalkan jemaah.... Macammana..
adakah anda rasa lawak dgn
cerita di atas.
selain terhibur anda fikirlahlah...

" Lawak kan , dari 1,000 org yg mengaku dia
Islam hanya 20 yg betul-betul beriman... "

" Lawakkan berapa banyak manusia yang mudah
lupakan ALLAH bila menghadapi bahaya...
kedua lelaki hanya membawa mesin-gun..
dia tak kata pun nak bunuh..
tapi generasi skrang.. amat lemah..
baru kena ugut terus lari
lintang pukang.. lupa yg dia tak sembahyang
jumaat lagi..."

"Lawak, ada juga yang agamanya cuma
seminggu sahaja..
tu pun bila time sembahyang jumaat..
tunjuk muka kat org kampung..
ada tu lagi dashyat
setahun 2 kali aje..
bile time sembahyang raya..."
"Lawakkan

A long time ago, there was a huge apple tree. A little boy loved to come and play around it everyday. He climbed to the tree top, ate the apples, took a nap under the shadow... He loved the tree and the tree loved to play with him. Time went by... the little boy had grown up and he no longer played around the tree everyday.
One day, the boy came back to the tree and he looked sad. "Come and play with me" the tree asked the boy. "I am no longer a kid, I don't play around trees anymore." The boy replied, I want toys. I need money to buy them." "Sorry, but I don't have money... but you can pick all my apples and sell them. So, you will have money." The boy was so excited. He grabbed all the apples on the tree and left happily. The boy never came back after he picked the apples. The tree was sad.
One day, the boy returned and the tree was so excited. "Come and play with me" the tree said. "I don't have time to play. I have to work for my family. We need a house for shelter. Can you help me?"
"Sorry, but I don't have a house. But you can chop off my branches to build your house." So the boy cut all the branches of the tree and left happily. The tree was glad to see him happy but the boy never came back since then. The tree was again lonely and sad.
One hot summer day, the boy returned and the tree was delighted. "Come and play with me!" the tree said. "I am sad and getting old. I want to go sailing to relax myself. "Can you give me a boat?"
"Use my truck to build your boat. You can sail far away and be happy." So the boy cut the tree truck to make a boat. He went sailing and never showed up for a long time.
Finally, the boy returned after he left for so many years. "Sorry, my boy. But I don't have anything for you anymore. No more apples for you... "the tree said. "I don't have teeth to bite" the boy replied.
"No more truck for you to climb on" "I am too old for that now" the boy said. "I really can't give you anything ... the only thing left is my dying roots" the tree said with tears. "I don't need much now, just a place to rest. I am tired after all these years." The boy replied. "Good! Old tree roots is the best place to lean on and rest." "Come, Come sit down with me and rest." The boy sat down and the tree was glad and smiled with tears...
This is a story of everyone. The tree is our parents. When we were young, we loved to play with Mom and Dad... When we grown up, we left them... only came to them when we need something or when we are in trouble. No matter what, parents will always be there and give everything they could to make you happy. You may think the boy is cruel to the tree but that's how all of us are treating our parent.

Assalamualaikum...
Alhamdulilah...hari nie ana ade sedikit kelapangan..hehe
terkezutT gop laa dengorrr,..akak xcdnt,..huhu
tp boley lg senyum yee sepanjang kami g lawat akak..haha(pandai sorok yee!)
dok umah tu leklok ye..ne byk pantang..(nak balik gop!)
sakit wooOO..ne masuk besi + simen lg..
moga k.shuhada cepat sembuh ye..
may ALLAH bless you..